Legal Eagle Down !! Somebody Call 911 - HTGAWM Season 2 Premiere Episode Recap

Thank the heavens about that ABC has finally gotten around to the premiere date for our guilty pleasure How to Get Away With Murder.


Tonight's episode popped off something serious with secrets slowly coming to the surface but most of all we find out who killed that pesky Rebecca. We won't go thru the entire episode because the fingers get tired BUT we will pick out some key things we noticed:


Leh Go:

Michaela 'S EGG'S :
Who in God's name is this Egg's character. Like, Is it to the local milkman was the best egg lands best eggs, cottage cheese? What??? Michaela is a beautiful woman  who is in need of some good pump and sweating and we are talking BIG TIME. It's during this time at the local bar that she tries to pick up a guy - Poor girl's game is weak - and once she finds out the guy is gay???




Look Michaeal this is 2 and 0 when it comes to your gaydar!!!! Maybe she should try Christian Mingle next time??

Even at the bar she texts eggs 911??? She likes em scrambled we guess. Michaela is also still beefing with Laurel about the ring situation but ole girl has some anger issues that are slowly surfacing  and the two ladies almost come to blows.  Something tells us that Michaela is more than just a pretty face and might just be a danger to her team and those around them.

ALL ABOUT ANNALISE & EVE:
BRUH!!!!!!! We know that Annalise loves Nate's *clears our throat* cop badge  and we believe she TRULY loves him but tonight????????? The legal eagle was all over the place trying to keep her boy toy from going to the pen cause y'all know the bruh's gonna be allll over Nate.

Enter Annalise's old law school "buddy" Eve who she implores to help keep her lover, whom she set up to keep him from going to jail, who has memories in her own mind of her and Annalise like Barbara Streisand in a movie.  Things don't really work for Annalise in her personal space cause once Nate gets wind that she's trying to fix things her way??? She is DROVE!!! Even her homegirl Eve is giving it to her when it comes to her honesty and she ends up at her door later. Listen people what me all must understand about Annalise is that she is a victim but she can play the victim and move people around like chess pieces and she does just that where E.V.E is concerned .

Annalise lays on the tears and before long these two ladies eventually end up locking lips aka swapping spit aka laying together BUT we know that Annalise is playing her ex lover in order to secure Nate's freedom. Eve does her job and gets help where Nate is concerned and all's well with the legal eagles but there's trouble brewing. Eve better watch her back because Annalise is gonna win no matter the cost but can we just testify that Annalise needs to sleep - Poor lady has more lovers than Lady Chattery on Showtime back in the day.

BONNIE WINTERBOTTOM BABY:
What can we say about Bonnie?????????? We know - Bonnie is that girl who doesn't mind killing someone to make sure she keeps her hair appointment. We find out Bonnie was the one killed Rebecca and can we just say she did it with a straight face. Bonnie is poised and put together but her sins run deep and she is deeply troubled.

Look here y'all:

Bonnie sat there and watched Rebecca suffocate on a plastic bag - you know the kind that your grand momma would put her fresh yams in at the grocery store - Winterbottom politely placed that bag on ole girl's head with NO regrets. Rebecca was gasping for air and Bonnie was looking like she was thinking about the baked chicken and roasted vegetables that she had in the oven at the house.

Later Annalise headed over to Bonnie's crib and basically asked her why she did it and Bonnie pretty much let her know:

PARTY, LIES AND GUNSHOTS:
Annalise takes the students out for a night out on the town and she does it wearing a fly Mary J. Blige like wig as they entered the club. I guess Annalise wanted to turn up like MJB during her I Can Love You Better era.

Annalise had these kids turnt up in the club but her focus was on Wes because he is going thru it looking for his girlfriend who he thinks is holed up in a hotel. Naawwwww Wes she ain't  holed up in a hotel - she holed up in heaven HOPEFULLY with Jesus and you gotta move on son.


The episode fast forwards two months and we see the home of one of Annalise's clients she helped dodge murder charges and a gun shot rings out. Wes is seen running from the scene like Forrest Gump and we find Annalise laying in the floor of the mansion bleeding like Ronnie from The Players Club.

FAINTS!!!!!!!!