HTGAWM Recap - Asher is Dipping It Low & Spreading It Wide

Say It Aint So!!! We are almost down to the wire with our favorite show and although it will be bittersweet? It's time ABC put up or shut up with who killed Lila and the ever put upon Sam Keating.


Bruh these freaking twists and turns have us on the edge of our crime solving seats and just when we think we know? We are hit with another loop that we hadn't prepare for and love it all. So lets get into tonight's show shall we:

AIN'T NO GOOD GONE COME TO WES/RESPECT YOUR ELDERS: Wes tried to ether Annalise with his demands of getting Rebecca, who wears quite a bit of rocky horror picture show eyeliner, off for murdering loose Lila. He was all up in the Keating's house and he didn't even ask for a glass of water or a salami sammich. He had poor Annalise hollering like a mother who demands that her son stay in the house after getting bad grades in high school. She was desperate or was she?

ASHER WAS ON HIS AMERICAN BANDSTAND TONIGHT: Asher showed out tonight and even stood up to his wicked dad who allowed an innocent man to languish on death row. That great room that they were chilling in was all the way Blake Carrington BUT a few things perplexed us:

1. Asher is either nowhere to be found or is always on the goofy juice whenever the others are around.
2. He seems to have rage issues which are slowly coming out. He charged at Wes but fell down which seemed staged.
3. Asher wants that trophy so bad? Why is that? Asher seems to need the approval of others and is focused on that trophy to be validated which in turn causes us to think he may be capable of murder.

The dude is giving us comedic timing ala Robin Williams *Rest In Peace*  but no one is paying attention to his deceptive habits. Like nobody is that focused on their phone and they don't see a black shiny range rover heading their way. He turned his dad in and for what? The trophy.  Asher is acting Ashy!!!!

BONNIE? YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR SHADE LAST NIGHT: Bonnie is calculating, strange, seems to be in total control and has the BEST BOB on this side of Ms Sadie's Beauty Supply in Waxahoochie, California. BUT THIS LADY IS DANGEROUS FOLKS!! She allowed Asher to dip in her lady pond tonight which is basically so that she can have an alibi for the time of her beloved Sam's death. Bonnie ain't thinking bout Ashy Asher but who is is thinking about? Sam Keating!!!

Listen we are thinking that Sam and Bonnie had a go around on his therapist couch and what not. She is also is attempting to keep Laurel from Frank - In other words? She blocking something serious!!! Let that man live Mrs. Winterbottom. We bet that underneath Bonnie's perfect exterior is a chick who drinks ripple, bleaches her own hair and smokes Virginia Slim cigarettes.

FORREST & JENNY GUMP 2014: Frank and Laurel are continuously losing out on love and a good time in the - how shall we say - lawyers lounge. Laurel reminds us of Jenny from the Forest Gump jawn. You know the Jenny who always comes in and out of Forrest life and leaves him sitting on that damned bench on the porch. Something tells us that Frank is a loser in love but he does it with crisp suits, axe body spray and pomade hair gel.

WHERE IS NATE'S IPAD?: Nate has been just around and basically in the car. sitting outside of his boo Annalise house etc. Nate come on and get with the program - where in the hell is your iPad Mini? You in a black car at night, with black leather on and you open up your tablet to blue background? The devil is a lie!!! BLACK ON BLACK STYLE NATE!!!

CLARENCE THOMAS IS SOMEWHERE PISSED: Annaleis went Gloria Alred in the courtroom and she gave it to the witness with the strong jawline. She kept on and kept on until there was nothing left but for the Mr. Your Honor judge to try and handle her - She won!!!

So here are a few questions for next week:
1. Did Sam catch Asher in his house looking for that trophy and Asher snapped?
2. Are Annalise and Bonnie partners in crime and we don't know it?
3. Is Wes really American or is his accent really different?
4. Does Rebecca buy her eyeliner from the kiosk in the middle of the mall?
5. Will Annalise ever tell us how she and Sam ended up together?


Until next week!!!