Annaleis's Deadbolt Is Broken

We've got ALOT of ground to cover and it is gonna be a doozy. We don't think there is another show out today to that can hold a candle to How To Get Away With Murder. It has it all and then some - Murder, Love, Betrayal and most importantly? - Viola "Freakin" Davis!!!!

Tonight's episode was inundated with loads of twists and turns that even the most advanced crime novelist who find frustrating. First up we had a freshed face young man who happened to have offed his abusive father for beating his put upon mother. The mother, bless her perfectly coiffed heart, seemed to be like a deer in headlights on the witness stand and the prosecution tried everything to keep her from testifying.

Annalise is a smart woman who single handedly got the jury that she THOUGHT she wanted by weeding out the unnecessary people: emotional, anger, ambitious - who would cause her client to be convicted. Connor and Laurel would eventually take part in making sure this twisted jury process would get even more confusing. Connor used his wiles to snare a gay juror into connecting with him online and Laurel is just messy. She left key info out on a bench for the jouror to see while eating her lunch - Side Eye!!

MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE: So we open with Sam & Annalise arguing about his naked pic on the dead girls phone. Annalise asked him:

1. How Many Times?  He replied  6-7 *Bet He was chaffed*
2. Where?  Office, Car *Wonder if he has a sunroof?*

Sam is a tool y'all!!! He has no shame and before long we find out, wait for it, Annalise was Sam's mistress from his previous marriage.  POT Meet the crockpot!!!! They eventually have a serious argument and Sam tries to calm her down which only makes Annalise get more turnt up. That perfect lawyer went out the window and we had Tasheka Keating from Baton Rouge, Louisiana up in the room.  Before long we see Annalise falling, flipping, stopping, dropping and rolling over that California King mattress to get away from Sam - She has MAD bouncing skills. We talking OLYMPIC scaling!!!  This cycle has been repeated before and from our perspective Sam is not to be trusted with his word, body, car keys and especially Bonnie.

ANNALISE IS A PISSED WOMAN YALL!!

Annalise was hitting that bottle tonight and from the looks of it? It was that dark liquor and we know the dark liquor brings out the fool!! We foresee that drinking is gonna get out of hand and may cause her to fall from grace in a way. Anybody else wondering if on the night of Sam's murder was she so sauced up that she didn't see who killed Sam or did she knock him off?

BONNIE IS NOBODY'S BABE AND IT SHOWS: Ms. Winterbottom is CLEARLY enamored with Sam Keating and it is seriously uncomfortable. She is always around when she shouldn't be and always knows just what to say to Sam. She managed to get Annalise's boy toy Nate fired and once Annalise found out? It was ON!!! She calls boom boom Bonnie into her office and slowly causes her to reveal that she did what it took to get Rebbecca off. - CLUE!!

"Thank You for Protecting my Husband Though - 

Annalise Keating"

Listen y'all, nobody can give a cold convo like Mrs. Keating and before long she left Bonnie Mae looking like a rag doll with a coldness to her already ice cold demeanor. Bonnie is gonna end up in the unemployment line or will she seeing that she knows where all the bodies are buried - CLUE!!

LAUREL IS ON THAT IPHONE 3S NETWORK: Is it time for Laurel's upgrade? Looks like she on that 3G network!!!  Laurel Laurel Laurel - She gets snappy with Annalise in class and it is like she angry at her for some reason - CLUE!!! This chick is like all over the place and by place we mean all over at least two different men. Not that we are judging but we shall.  First off she has a boyfriend who seems to be very enamored of her and then there is lowly Frank. Frank is ALWAYS in his feelings and it shows.

During the trusted flashbacks we see where Frank is calling Laurel whilst they are out in the woods disposing of Sam's chopped up body. Just Mongolian beefed that poor man - But anyhow!! Laurel has a pic of Frank's almost naked body as her caller ID pic *Pause* and before long we are treated to a serious argument between the students about Frank hearing them at the barn fire which would then give them an alibi. We not gonna even go there about Michaela and her trusted engagement ring that we actually thinks is fake.

Listen, Laurel & Frank are hiding some serious secrets about the night Sam died as we are treated to another flashback of Laurel stopping by Frank's to get his help with the murder weapon. Eventually Frank and Laurel can't contain their legal lust for one another and kiss but Laurel being the good sanctified COGIC girl she is? She cuts if off with Frankie and goes and has sex with her boyfriend, in the study hall, on top of the desk, in the light, did we mention on top of the damn desk?

ASHER IS THE WILD CARD: We have said before and we will say it again - DO NOT underestimate Asher. Last week we saw Asher banging on the door the night of Sam's untimely murder and we believe that was all an act. Asher was in that house y'all and he is also doing more than we realize. The jokes and one liners is a cover for massive amounts of anger towards his fellow students and his professor.

What if? Asher is actually Sam's child from the past and nobody knows it? Not even Sam? Imagine his rage and when he finally outs himself  and Sam doesn't embrace him and he loses it. Asher was at the house the night of the murder BUT he was not out at the barn fire when they disposed of his body.

Once Annalise won the case because of a pesky mistrial, Asher was seen visibly crying for the young guy who got off for killing his abusive father - CLUE!!!

REBECCA IS ONE NOSY NEIGHBOR/GUEST/MURDERER? So Annalise coerces Sam into having a session with Sam and tonight we are given insight into what she is made of. She tells Sam that she is diagnosed with so many words and phrases that we found ourselves looking for a dictionary. They go one to speak about Lila the dead girl and how she was having an affair with an older man.  One thing that bothers us is that this girl ALWAYS asks where is the restroom? Best believe she is planting some type of evidence once she hit up the Keating's spot and eventually we see Rebecca call Wes and tell him that Annalise and Sam are playing her.

Wes is weak for Rebecca or is he? Wes needs to man up and realize that Rebecca is playing him like a beautician that is putting a wig on a woman with no edges and posting the picture on Instagram for all the world to see. It is right in front of him but he is looking for baby hair- COME ON WES. If that is your real name? Maybe Wes is Annalise child that she gave up years ago and he's come back for revenge and to see the woman who gave him up to run off with Sam?

Just a thought.

WHERE IS BOOKMAN FROM GOOD TIMES WHEN YOU NEED HIM: Does anybody lock their doors in this town? Rebecca walked clean out of her unit and left the door wide open - Dramatic effect and we not gonna even start with the Keating residence. Bonnie is always there, the students are always there and they come in and out with ease. We see Wes walking into the house and eyeing Sam on the couch - Sam sleeps HARD- and up the stairs to Annalise's room he sprints and he scares her so much that she forgot her head scarf. He tells her that he knows that the pic of Sam's penis on the dead girls phone was taken in her house.

So some homework for next week:

1. Does Annalise confess to Wes that she knew that was Sam on the phone?
2. Is Rebecca playing Wes so she can get him to carry out her murderous plan?
3. Is Bonnie gonna bring down the house of Keating with her machinations?
4. Will we see Laurel & Frank break down and consummate their lusty affection?
5. Will Bonnie EVER where an undo or just the regular bob?

Until Next Thursday