HTGAWM Recap - That's Just My Baby Daddy #WHOKILLEDSAM

You know it just don't make NO sense how the writers do the fans of HTGAWM. I mean they have us HOOKED like a drunk uncle at the family picnic waiting on the beer to cool. Tonight was what we would call - A Mental Clockwork Orange.

Key moments jump out at us. So lets get right into it shall we:

REBECCA IS GETTING HER MENTAL BOARD GAME ON: Tonight we saw this lady play each player in this twisted saga like a pretzel at the local mall. She somehow managed to infiltrate their conversations and before you knew it? She was reminding them of what they said, who they said it too and what not. She and Wes eventually gave in to their passions and basked in the afterglow in that dreary and cold looking apartment. Somebody needs to gift Wes with some Pottery Barn accessories and add some Target drapes - Place is atrocious at best. You know - Spruce it up Wes!!

WES IS ALWAYS ON THE RUN: In the opening scene we find Wes taking Rebecca to the bathroom and washing blood off of her face. We presume that it is because she killed Sam but we aren't so sure.  As stated before, Wes and Rebecca gave into their desires and afterward we find out that his is not from where he said he was - LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE - his mom, who we believe could be Annalise, eventually committed suicide yada yada. Wes is one upping us y'all and we are gonna be floored when we find out more of his secrets. 

CONNOR IS DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE: Connor is a man whore if ever there was one. Around every corner is a ex lover who is happy to see him. Tonight we see him getting his freak on with another law type in the bathroom stall. He is also on a dangerous slope in that he really has feelings for the his main thang but tonight he was TURNT around at the door by the man with the spatula aka common freak. But wait - HOLD UP - Connor was somewhat flirting with ole girl at bar and something tells me that he dips in the lady pond as well. 

WRAP AROUND PORCHES ARE ALL THE RAGE: Frank and Laurel tracked down Lila's mother and persuaded her to fight the exhumation of her daughters remains but to no avail. Laurel and Frank played hopscotch with each other these past six episodes but tonight?? The got that seven brides for seven brothers kind of love thang going on. They knocked the boots right there on the Keatings porch and nary a soul heard them. Not a Dog, Not a Cat, Not a Mouse - Not even Nosy Bonnie. We are sure there are splinters to be removed but that aint none of our business.  But let us not forget that she had just had relations with her main squeeze in his work space earlier. Laurel is a streetcar named desire these days y'all. 

MICHAELA GONE LEARN TODAY: She is perfectly poised and always dressed to the nines - DVF, Chloe, Gucci and we saw her attempting to garner a job somewhere else etc. She sat down at the lawyers office thinking it was for one thing and it was for another and once that lawyer pulled that proper prenup paperwork out? Her ratchet damned near came out. She returned back to the office as if nothing happened. Sister girl got some hood in her y'all but she wanna come up so she is playing the game. 

ANNALISE & HER HEATED SEATS: Listen, Nate and his boo Annaleis ALWAYS end up sitting up in her car having them come to Jesus conversations. I mean, can we get y'all to meet at say the CVS, Whataburger, Waffle House etc? But anyhow, Nate is closing in on things or is he? Nate might just be stirring the pot of greens with his own machinations. He stopped Rebecca in store and told her that he knew they both knew who killed Lila and what they could do to prove it. 

SAM IS A SERIOUS CAT DADDY: Sam comes home and find messy Rebecca busying around and she had THE NERVE to call him a name that only he and she would know. Somebody should have thrown her and her heavy mascara right out the front door. We eventually learn that he and Annalise have experienced miscarriages in the past which also is a source of struggle within the marriage. They are prepping for bed when they get a knock at the door from? 

You guessed it - Bonnie Winterbottom - I mean Bonnie has to have a helluva amount of overtime  cause she is ALWAYS around. The medical examiner found that they missed something the first time around with Lila's autopsy. She was with child and instantly we assume that it is Sam's. 

Homework for next week:

1. Rebecca confessed to killing Sam in a weird type of way. Is she covering for someone else or playing everybody?

2. Just who is Lila's baby daddy? Frank, Sam, Janitor man etc? What secrets will Lila's character  reveal on next weeks episode? 

3. Does Asher have a pycho side for the trophy or is he just REAL hyper? 

Until next time!!!