FINALLY!!!! After at least two or maybe three postponements from CBS in lieu of football games CSI has returned to our screens. We are not gonna bitch and moan too much but we will say? Things MUST change.
At any rate, let us get to the matter at hand - The Recap.
GIRLS INTERRUPTED: We find the often overworked and under dateable CSI Charlie's Angels: Morgan, Sara and Finlay attending a forensic conference. Albeit they didn't seem to be there for the latest gadgets to catch a killer but there to catch them a good time. Sara, being the ultimate throw caution to the wind but keep your gun on you at all times cop, ordered mimosas for the girls and they surveyed the land of hot guys.
They eventually attend a session that involved a ice queen named Jane and her band of strippers. Before long? Bullets were flying and bodies were falling and once it was over there were at least eleven victims throughout the hotel.
FINLAY SHOULD TAKE THE STAIRS: Now see, Finlay knows how to let her hair down and party and maybe get under a warm man all at the same time. That is right people, Finlay lives to have a great time after a long day or week chasing your regular convict/serial killer. This time around we find her flirting with her jump off boo thang Mark. They are headed to go and knock the yearly boots when the elevator door opens and the shooter lays a couple of rounds into the elevator. Mark is hit and as he lays losing blood, Finlay is told that they won't be able to get them out of the elevator until they find the killer? *Come on CSI writers*
So what do you do when you have a bullet wound and you need to stop the blood flow? Thats right people - TAMPON!!! After a quick chuckle from Mark and the viewers? The trick works and once the killer is killed, Mark is taken to the ER and he lives. Finlay eventually offers to go steady with him but Mark is playa and is not trying to settle down.
Somebody give him Sara's number!!!!!! *More on that later*
LIQUID COURAGE: The other team members find a barrel or a bucket or something that contains - *wait for it* What we believe *Wait for It* to be *wait for it* a liquified body. GROSS!!! They transfer the contents out and we see bones bones and more bones before it is confirmed that he was a policeman just doing his job who got caught in thicket of the plot to kill many of the cops on a certain case.
GROSS!!!
STOP DONT SHOOT: The shooter is not playing around and suffice to say he came to play ball or should be say came to clean house. What we eventually find is that the shooter's family was murdered the killer somewhat got away and he is on the rampage. They corner the shooter and it ends with him being shot down after being told at least 15 times to drop your weapon. *VERY DRAMATIC N SLOW MOMENT*
SARA NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE: Sara how we love thee but the lady needs to get out more ya know? She is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Murders, diseases, serial killers etc. We would like to see Sara maybe meeting a nice guy and having a little clandestine affair and we find out that the guy is married to a crazy lady who then in turn tries to kill Sara. Once the lady is taken out by Sara, Sara finds that she is with child and decides to raise the baby by herself!!!
Give this lady a solid storyline CSI!!!!!
As the episode ends we find the other shooter, Cliff, standing behind the ever put upon Sara and as he is about to take her out with just one bullet, he is taken out by one of the team. Sara and Morgan eventually decided to go and hang out on the town to try and forget the events that happen.
We smell a sequel to this girls gone wild storyline!!!!
Questions for next week:
1. Will Finlay ever be lucky in love?
2. Will Sara ever stop being taken hostage by a crazy killer and go out on a date?
3. Will D.B. ever catch those pesky serial killers played to perfection by Mark Paul Gosselaar?
Until next sunday!!
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