Cat On A Hot Tin Porch - HTGAWM "He Has A Wife" Recap

This weeks episode opened up with dead girl Lila *albeit via flashbacks* sharing with Rebecca that she was dating Mr. Dorsey aka Sam. Oh yeah and they talked about it over a nice warm plate of cocaine? i mean ladies nobody wanted any Starbucks?


So lets get into it shall we:

THE HOT PORCH: Bonnie, who was SO out of line sharing with Annalise and Sam that Lila was pregnant when she was killed was using her machination machine tonight.  Ms. Winterbottom you could have at least waited and delivered the news later on but noooo you knocked on the Keatings door and dropped them a bomb. But make no mistake, Bonnie stepped to Annalise later in Connor's defense and Annalise ethered her like no other.

ITS TIME FOR BONNIE TO GO!  We also see via flashbacks,  Bonnie with dead girl Lila having a heated debate on the porch of the Keatings home.  Bonnie Faye Winterbottom basically intimidated the poor future baby momma and sent her on her way. She eventually tells Sam about the visit and before we know it? She and Sam are pulling tongue something wicked on the porch of the home he shares with Annalise.  YES!! YES INDEED! FOR DAMNED SURE! Oh Sam is a COMPLETE Tool with someone a heart of gold but something tells us Bonnie has a huge thing for him and doesn't take rejection well.

NATE MUST HAVE THAT TEXACO GAS CARD: Nate and Rebecca are in some type of agreement to catch Sam with major evidence or are they? Something is not quite right with Nate and as each episode churns on we see it more and more. Nate are you making things hard for Annalise and your desire for her is not what it seems? Anyhoo, tonight we see that Nate has Rebecca doing his dirty work such as gathering evidence, trying to get into the Keating's house in other words and causing her to do stupid stuff like showing up at the Keatings home unannounced looking for something that is not there.


FRANK SHOULD BE CHAFFED: Frank and Laurel? These two can't seem to keep their hands off of each other y'all.  Laurel is in heat STRONG and evidently Frank must know how to put it down in the boudoir cause they had relations on the above mentioned porch, in the backseat of his car and even on the floor of his crib. Oh but they were both in for a shock when his main girl stopped in and shut the shabonking down.

Poor Laurel!! She would then show up at Nate's to start the study group that will eventually have to depend on each other as alibi's for Sam's murder.

MICHAELA HAS MET HER MATCH:  We find that Michaela is from the back woods of the bayou and is looking for the come up. She also was a pre med student who for some reason decided to become a lawyer? Michaela actually may be Michelle Singleton from 2636 Stonewall Street in Zwolle, La. Her future mother in law, played to perfection by Lynn Whitfield, brought her to her lying knees with the knowledge that if she wanted into the family? She had to sign a prenup.

Michaela wants that trophy and something tells us that she just might have knocked Sam off with it in a fit of rage. She went over to Asher's, who we believe could be the killer, and stole his trophy. Yes the trophy that eventually will be the murder weapon.


NOBODY CAN STARE LIKE WES: This dude needs to get some act right and we mean quick. Rebecca has Wes nose opened SO WIDE that if it rained he would drown. Dude is out of it and Annalise knows it and she played him something serious tonight. And once he realized that he was being played? What did he do? STARED AT THE DAMN WALL!! Come On Wes!!!

A COUPLE WHO LIES TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER: Sam & Annalise are on the edge of losing everything and tonight told the story. After Bonnie's intrusiveness in the episode earlier, Annalise had finally had it or had she?  Annalise was met by Bonnie with FULL ON Macbeth production of tears concerning Sam and once she gave the performances of her life? She was - wait for it - FIRED!!!

Annalise is in survival mode and from where we sit she is doing what it takes to get rid of her husband and it just may work. She called the DA on dat ass!!!!

So for next weeks jawn:

1. Did Bonnie knock dead Lila off or was it someone we would not expect?
2. Sam finds Rebecca in the crib and once he chases her up the stairs and into his house what happens next?
3. Will Frank lie his way back into Laurels heart and her pants?
4. Will Nate ever stop hanging out in his car and get his job back?